Online song

[mardy]

Ok, it got deleted last time, wonder why  
so, is anyone interested in making an online song, someone making the bassline, an other the lyrics etc.?

[mxpxgc.]

that would be pretty hard to do.

[guitar_gurl]

yeah it might be hard to do, but it's a good idea

[mardy]

Lets just take one step at the time; first the lyrics.
What shall the subject be about?
Suggestions:
Running naked through the city on midday




Thats it, I'm outta subjects.

[JmE14FX]

subject eh? how about...

- Goats
- Completely random shit
- Flying TV's

Which one? I dont know!

[mxpxgc.]

my band has a song called 'ralph the goat' where its just instrumental and then the music stops and we all say 'ralph the goat'. good song. so we cant write about goats.

[mardy]

Hey! Lets write about jimbo Jack!!!

[mxpxgc.]

or we could write about fungus

[guitar_gurl]

Mardy said:

Hey! Lets write about jimbo Jack!!!

who's jimbo jack??

i agree with mxpxgc. lets write about fungus cos that's what i'm doing at the moment for science.

[mardy]

ok, i wanna write the lyrics since my bass misses one string.

If you got some dope, you better have to hope
that the elephant Fungus doesnt track you down
'caus he's the king of women, drugs and beer,
except from he doesnt have a crown

Fungus is an animal, and he's very handsome
gotta a huge schlong, lasts a long time
I never figure out how he really does
but when it comes to women, he's in prime

Chorus:
Oh fungus, that handsome love-beast
Oh fungus, he does drugs like we masturbate
He's a true man, not a slimey fagget
and he too wants to kill Bøb *****

On a Honda Melody* which he has tuned up,
he doesnt give a shit about others security,
He runs down old women, and some dogs too,
sometimes he stops up to unload some poo
(*moped)

If he sees a cop, he gives them the finger
He shouts some bad words like eminem the singer (?!)
then he pulls up his Colt .45
And says his mortal words "prepare to die"

Chorus:
Oh fungus, that handsome love-beast
Oh fungus, he does drugs like we masturbate
He's a true man, not a slimey fagget
and he too wants to kill Bøb *****

Damage and the needle done, he doesnt know those words,
he does tha shit all the time, he lives in other worlds
give him a bud, and he'll take the remaining 200
Elephants are Da poo! is a club he once founded

Fungus is not an whale, and his skin color is pink
He listens to good rock, not something called Blink
He saved my life many times, he's my best dude
Except when he rapes or killes someone, he's not that rude

Chorus:
Oh fungus, that handsome love-beast
Oh fungus, he does drugs like we masturbate
He's a true man, not a slimey fagget
and he too wants to kill Bøb *****

And she's buying a stai...oh fuck, END OF SONG

[JmE14FX]

So now your saying Fungus isnt an elephant?

[mardy]

oops, its supposed to say "Fungus is not a whale"

[Lowend]

i'll take care of the bass line.  what key is it in??  i need all the info.  what kind of song is it, punk/metal/funk/etc.?

[mxpxgc.]

guitar_gurl said:

who's jimbo jack??

i agree with mxpxgc. lets write about fungus cos that's what i'm doing at the moment for science.

me too...

[mardy]

Lowend said:

i'll take care of the bass line.  what key is it in??  i need all the info.  what kind of song is it, punk/metal/funk/etc.?

i dont really know much about theory, whats a key?
Well, its a mix between funk/punk and metal.
its like this, the song has to verses before every chorus. The first verse of the two verses is funk. final verse before chors is punk. and the chorus is metal. get it?