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Post by LiVEandUncut on Apr 9, 2002 3:41:37 GMT -5
silly rabbit IS from cruel intention. two points guitar_gurl. SoISaysToTheGuy: you can either drop subtle hints which hardly EVER works, or you can just tell her. If you decide to tell her, it'll probably take you 2 days to work up the courage, and then when you're taking to her... you might end up saying something like , (GIRL'S NAME HERE)... I really...like... tomatoes.*reference to Guitar_gurl there* But honestly, the worst that can happen( if you actually have the balls to tell her,) is one of these 5 things 1) she gives the polite smile and nod but doesn't actually say anything 2)Her eyes grow huge and then she freezes and starts hyperventilating 3)She vomits all over you or you vomit all over her 4)She gives the "i just want to be friends" routine 5) You die of humiliation and embarrassment So there you go. The reaction depends on how you tell her. If you're all casual about it, like... Hey, I like you, I know you like me coz I caught you checking me out when you thought I wasn't looking, wanna catch a movie? then it'll be less awkward. But if you royally fuck up the whole thing, well... I'm sure some girl will take you out on a pity date or something. You know... it's times like these it's SOOOO much better to be a girl, because when girls have relationship troubles, all your friends come over with junk food and you watch movies and bitch about everything. What do guys do? They mope in their room, jerking off to release their frustration.
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Post by mardy on Apr 9, 2002 6:25:49 GMT -5
actually, I dont; I write lyrics, I sit and listen to music, staring at nothing, and I wonder how, and I wonder why
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Post by Lowend on Apr 9, 2002 18:15:48 GMT -5
i'd only feel like an ass for a day then forget about it. i don't moan and bitch, because there's nothing i can do about it
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Post by LiVEandUncut on Apr 10, 2002 1:15:03 GMT -5
mardy... when i mentioned that masturbating thing... i wasn't referring to you... directly.
and Lowend... i'm feeling the apathy.
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Post by mardy on Apr 10, 2002 13:31:42 GMT -5
mardy... when i mentioned that masturbating thing... i wasn't referring to you... directly. and Lowend... i'm feeling the apathy. aha...........:looks suspicious:.... ............
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Post by LiVEandUncut on Apr 11, 2002 1:35:42 GMT -5
mardy... you should watch Dogma sometime
Jay: Tell me something about me Rufus:You masturbate more than ANYONE on the planet Jay: Shit everybody knows that. Tell me something else Rufus: When you do it you're thinking about GUYS.
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Post by mardy on Apr 11, 2002 11:35:39 GMT -5
I have seen Dogma. Dammit.
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Post by Purple Bassist on Apr 11, 2002 15:54:03 GMT -5
Mallrats is better and if u havent seen it Jay Ans Silent Bob are gonna come and beat the shit out of u
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Post by NeW_SKiN on Apr 11, 2002 17:27:01 GMT -5
Its usually Rufus: The Long, but its a little cold out here today! Hot-naked-big-tittied women dont just fall out of the sky!!
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Post by LiVEandUncut on Apr 12, 2002 3:14:09 GMT -5
***I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.***
Oh God. mentioning Jay and Silent Bob movies in a forum full of guys, what's wrong with me? ...THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION.
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Post by SoISaysToTheGuy on Apr 13, 2002 15:33:13 GMT -5
ive seen mallrats and j and sb strike back. i want to see them all, dammit
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Post by Purple Bassist on Apr 13, 2002 19:23:41 GMT -5
best movie song:
fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noich noich noich 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers rolling fatties smoking blunts who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts rolling blunts and smoking blu... ah.. let me get a nickleback fifteen bucks little man put that shit in my hand if that money dosent show then you owe me owe me owe
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Post by NeW_SKiN on Apr 14, 2002 19:12:47 GMT -5
Oh God. mentioning Jay and Silent Bob movies in a forum full of guys, what's wrong with me? ...THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. You tell me and we'll both know!
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Post by guitar_gurl on Apr 16, 2002 23:49:02 GMT -5
guys, why do you go for skanky girls? is it cos they look easy?
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Post by LiVEandUncut on Apr 17, 2002 4:01:36 GMT -5
*LiVEandUncut gets her shovel and beats NeW_SKiN into the ground*
Lol... dont worry guitar_gurl. We'll get you all pissed up before we go to "Elixir." So you wont be shy and all.
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