A tribute to Jimbo Jack, the most heroic man ever

[mardy]

*sniff* yeah...Jimbo, I miss you  
Brave, brave man;WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Gulfwar, 5 congressional medals of Honour, 23 Purple Hearts, 12 Silver Stars, Knighted by England, Denmark, Norway and Sweden, blessed by the Pope, winner of several Nobelprices (Peace, Chemistry etc.), man of the yaer by Newsweek 78 times, 3.556 hospitals named after him, 76.201 statues raised to nonour him, 43 city's named after him and MANY more.
All this, and he got raped by a horny onion-looking rhino, and died.

Put your tribute.

[mxpxgc.]

jimbo aint dead

[sickntwisted2001]

stops crying what do you mean jimbos not dead. i saw him got raped by that bih horny onion looking rhyno. he was always willing take a bullet for me. its just  ashame that i didnt take that bullet from him

[mxpxgc.]

oh yeah i visited him yesterday. he still has those bullets in him

[Lowend]

he didn't get them removed??

[JmE14FX]

who the hell is he?  

[mardy]

mxpxgc said:

oh yeah i visited him yesterday. he still has those bullets in him

what the fuck are ye talking about? Jimbo is dead, he and me were like brothers. It was probably Jimbo Jack jr. u were talking to.

[mxpxgc.]

no im sure it was him. he faked his own death. he has the funeral on videotape. it was sad. but he sure does make good ribs!! jimbo dont believe in surgery so he didnt get the bullets removed.

[Lowend]

JmE14FX said:

who the hell is he?  

I don't even know

[JmE14FX]

I bet he's Mardy's imaginary friend

[Lowend]

lol...NOO  I DON'T HAVE THE SMILEY!!! NOOO!!!!

[sickntwisted2001]

yup thats typical jimbo jack that crazy sob

[mardy]

JmE14FX said:

I bet he's Mardy's imaginary friend

WHAT?! I got no imaginary friends! Ill send my pink elephant Fungus after you, so he can whoop ur ass!

[mxpxgc.]

they are both real

[mardy]

mxpxgc said:

they are both real

yah, exactly